this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] harmlessmushroom 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“this doesn’t taste of anything” a disparaging remark

“I can’t feel anything” rather alarming at times

[–] BornVolcano 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm not touching anything at the moment" you're either a master of stating the obvious, or you've just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Especially because it's really hard to not touch anything, you'd need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching "air" as touching something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But my balls will be slapping my thighs…

[–] BornVolcano 5 points 1 year ago

Weird flex but okay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

None of us are every touching anything since the space between our atoms is so vast. Something something forcefields created by electron cloud activity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can't feel anything. That's what she said :(