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It takes a snail 35 hours to travel about 700 metres, I reckon I could out-run that slimy psycho and claim the cash. They only live for a few years, so I'll hang out on my own million dollar island* until it all blows over, then I'll return to normal society.
(assuming I get the 10mil upfront?)
Depends on the snail heh..
Reminds me of this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIlW-ovx0Y