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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Well ackshually, due to the nuclear force, my atoms and my cars atoms never touch the road, we merely ride the electromagnetic repulsion

Edit: also I don't have an international treaty with the roads atoms

[–] Beetschnapps 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yea that’s the secret sauce right there. Did you enter into a contract with any atoms?

No? Well then technically the state of California belongs to you and you never ever have to pay any bills, you know cause according to maritime law atoms can freely “travel”…

[–] Agent641 4 points 7 months ago

Sovereign plutonium: "Is the strong nuclear force detaining my neutrons or are they free to go?"