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[–] ikidd 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.

[–] Himmelhand 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If it's a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I saw what you did there.