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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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The "I'm not dead" button: An alarm clock that automatically calls emergency services if it's not stopped within a certain number of hours. (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)
submitted 9 months ago by ExtraMedicated to c/[email protected]
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This isn't really meant to save anyone's life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

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[–] andrewth09 10 points 9 months ago

Literally just a dead man's switch.