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Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's not a true Wonka movie until they start killing off kids. It's a low bar, haven't seen this version, hoping they clear it in glorious Wonka fashion.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Depends on what you believe about Snowpiercer https://youtu.be/jEX52h1TvuA?si=_fq8mzV8saPiFElz

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Funding education: Willy Wonka no

Child murder: Willy Wonka yes