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ok but that picture is clearly one 18" pizza vs two 18" pizzas that have been hit by a shrink ray, meaning the two on the right have twice as much nutrition as the one on the left.
Ah but it's mini-nutrition now, so you have to shrink yourself in order for your body to be able to process it
Your math is wrong.
Each calorie on the shrunken pizza is only a half-calorie now.