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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] cypherix93 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

it's NewGame+ for when you 100% programming

[–] KepBen 10 points 11 months ago

Fuck you guys are getting progress??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I've been doing this for twenty five years and I'm nowhere near 100%. In fact I think my percent might be going down.