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Louisiana is fucked. Can these conservative fucking demons finally all move to one place and start their conservative nation like they always dream out loud about and leave the rest of us the fuck alone already?
I think we should set aside some special land, reserved just for them.
See that’s been tried, Abrahamic faiths are inherently expansionist. The only way to get rid of them is eradication of the faith, but we’ve all agreed genocide is a no go.
They've done that multiple times boss most notably the southern flight to South America post civil war and again to colonial Africa.
Yes, but I want ALL of them to go, and definitely not just because it would become the greatest place of all time to drop a fucking nuke.
Now, now. Don’t be so hasty with killing all those people by nuke… just use strategic missiles with large yield. There are places we’d probably like to use again.
Fair point, and I hope it's an uninhabited island, I would want any decent people caught in the crossfire.
Or we could maybe, just maybe, not call for murdering people at all. That's a fun concept.
No.
why would you need to kill them if they are already isolated
For the same reason you exterminate any pest? Just like cockroaches, they need to be kept from multiplying and spreading. Don't bother looking for cracks here, I have spent 30 years hating these people with every fiber, my mind is concrete on the matter.
You're a bit fucking crazy lol.
That's fine, these people believe that a magic man in the sky has given them eternal life and the rights to women as property and that if you give billions of dollars to already rich people it will magically trickle down to the poor people, it's just crazy v crazy.
It's a bit weird to want to kill people over generalizations you are making up in your head
Ha ha, go jump off a cliff scumbag.
lol
If they tried that you wouldn't allow that