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It doesn't even have to be a finger. There are so many underused parts of the body
Why do I feel called out by this comment
Any nipple can be a magnetic antenna
I have nipples, Greg. Can you make me a magnetic antenna?
Would be handy for attaching your name badge, or if you need to put those little hard drive screws somewhere so you don't lose them.
That's actually a good idea.
Does the space cold
Make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae
Finally mens nipples get something to be useful at.
I vote for mens liberation and rights for magnetic nipples!
Magnetically sensitive taint here I come!
With my luck I'd get stuck to a steel chair
Never lose a game of musical chairs tho
You stand up and the chair sticks to you like a gmod model
Don't be gross tammy
Probably shouldn't put any at the base of your penis, women with piercings might not enjoy it...