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Coffee Shop Onlookers Speculate About Unimaginable Riches Awaiting 43-Year-Old Reading ‘7 Habits Of Highly Effective People’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] PrinceWith999Enemies 0 points 1 year ago

Sun Microsystems went broke doing that.

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