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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef (theonion.com)
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[–] son_named_bort 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Did it in the 60's, my dude.

https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Bellburger

[–] T156 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

They already did flatbread melts.