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[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Always fun to say I'm my legal height and have guys get defensive about their height because it would mean they're shorter than they say they are. Maybe I round down a bit?

[–] davidgro 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The listed height on my driver's license (and probably passport?).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

There's a height on your driving license?

I've never seen one on a passport.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Yeah but at least where I am its self reported lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Yes. Also eye color is listed (despite there being a photo, making it seem kinda unnecessary). Also technically self-reported. So my legal eye color might be different than my actual eye color.

I don't check my passport often, so I just assumed it would have that same kind of info.

[–] EtherWhack 2 points 18 hours ago

You can also change your reporting of eye color too. (possibly even height) I know I did when they darkened

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

lol where do you live that this is the case?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Texas. TBF, its not like my eye color is actually totally different from my listed color.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That's so weird, we only have a name, date & place of birth, place of residence, black & white photograph and signature.

https://road-safety.transport.ec.europa.eu/road-safety-member-states/driving-licence-member-states/driving-licence-models/belgium-b5_en

[–] EtherWhack 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You list your weight and hair color in California, both which aren't really concrete values.

Here's a list of all state licenses https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.businessinsider.com/what-drivers-license-looks-like-in-every-state

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

WEIGHT?? what's next? penis length? how is any of this relevant to a driving license lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Isn't 4(c) supposed to be the issuing authority instead of your residence? Or is it a Belgian thing because your government is confusingly complex?

All the licences I've had in Europe were always just listing the issuing authority of the country in question. It would have been a bit painful to get a new licence every time I moved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

no you're right, but ig it's often near where you live