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I personally will never not trust my gut feeling.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Steal a bicycle.
Snort amphetamines.
Ride on the back of a train.
Unprotected one-night-stand.
Chase away a Grizzly and her cubs.
Climb onto a high-rise rooftop from the outside.
Break into a stadium to see Metallica live for free.
Break into an active US army base to play airsoft.
Break into Chelsea Stadium at night to steal a piece of the pitch.

Looking back, it's a miracle I didn't end up in prison, dead, or worse, expelled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Whoopsie baby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Could have been Ritalin for all I know.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This does read like a teen movie plot.

[–] waz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That's Cameron's story, of how he survived having a shitty dad and a shitty friend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It was a happy childhood.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

This reads like the music video of smack my bitch up

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Break into an active US army base to play airsoft.

At first I was like “holy shit!”, but the more that I think about it, it’s probably safer than playing in a public park…

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Yeah, you'll encounter trained soldiers, not cops.

[–] thisguy1092 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] thisguy1092 7 points 2 days ago

Sounds like it haha

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Break into a stadium to see Metallica live for free.

Jump the fence at an amphitheater when the headline band took the stage. Security handled me pretty roughly. I was to be ejected, but he didn't tell the lady at the office where I filed a written complaint for his physical abuse. She let me back into the show and I stayed far away from where he was posted and watched the rest of the show.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I also simply jumped the fence (after trying every other option, cause it seemed too easy).
Security was nowhere to be seen, but some guests didn't like how I got in for free while they paid 150€, and got pretty angry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

busy saturday !

[–] Feathercrown 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Break into an active US army base to play airsoft

Did you die?

[–] USNWoodwork 3 points 21 hours ago

I broke into a base once. My buddy and I climbed two barbed wire fences to get back onto base after going out drinking. I was unscathed but my buddy tore his shorts up pretty bad. It turned out we were on the golf course. It was 7am in the summer and the sun was coming up and we were getting hot, plus the booze was starting to wear off.

We ended up stealing a golf cart from the corral, driving it to the local base McDonalds and going through the drive thru with it. Once we got our McMuffins we ditched the golf cart in the parking lot and went to go crash in our barracks rooms. Thank god security was busy that morning. I totally would have gotten a DUI for that golf cart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man I wish I could have lived your life

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Well, now I'm a middle aged Linux admin with a beer belly.

[–] Anticorp 3 points 2 days ago

Damn! You've had quite the adventure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

They had a spot on the back coupler you could sit on.
And there was an open street crossing in my town where they had to slow down enough so that you could run up from behind and sit down on it.
When it passed the crossing you just jumped off before it accelerated again.