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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Faced with two realities, forced to choose: either this random screenshot is unreliable, or Snopes is unreliable.

I'm reminded of 1984's double-think; I can believe two contradicting things are true at once. Rock really did tweet this, and yet Snopes is reliable.

I remain happy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But the question is: is it like Garlic where it smells gross yet the end result is delicious? Or...

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[–] baldingpudenda 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Garlic/onion doesn't smell gross. Parmesan is a peak offender for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You just helped me realize that I have never personally cooked anything with garlic in it, ever. So I actually have no idea how "gross" it is supposed to smell, during its cooking?

I personally love the smell of fish as it cooks, though I have been told that I am disowned now from my family as a result:-P.

I suppose to each their own! :-D

[–] HeyJoe 2 points 2 days ago

Howwww? I always found garlic to be pretty much a standard ingredient of cooking, and although it's not as common as an onion (literally in almost everything), it's right behind it.

BTW, fresh minced garlic sautéed in a pan for 1 minute smells absolutely delicious.

[–] Iheartcheese 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Garlic smells delicious.

You are stupid and wrong and I hate you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I forgive you (for probably being right!).

[–] Iheartcheese 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

As well you should. Except I already said it also in the other comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)