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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3613920

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“This isn’t going to stop,” Allen told the New York Times. “Art is dead, dude. It’s over. A.I. won. Humans lost.”

"But I still want to get paid for it."

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Stupid tardigrade doesn't even know how to play a violin

[–] Granite 68 points 4 days ago

He’s doing his best!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good thing it's got a cello then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One thing I know about violins is that they're smaller than cellos. Cellos are what, 4 feet long? That tardigrade is like 1mm big or something, much smaller than a cello. Therefore, it's holding a violin. Or maybe a bowed mountain dulcimer. /kidding

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

1mm? Dude, the scale is in the image, that's 150μm, one tenth that size. That viola is only 50μm long.

[–] ABCDE 12 points 4 days ago

Stupid human doesn't even know what a violin looks like.