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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] RebekahWSD 3 points 3 days ago

This is why I always wrote down very precisely what pads I needed for my husband to grab, or just took a photo and sent that.