this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 15 points 4 days ago

I'm a school bus driver. Last week a 13yo middle schooler tried to impress a girl by running after my bus after I dropped them off and grabbing the bumper. Middle schoolers are some serious fucking dumbasses, but this move surprised even me. Even more surprising was the girl actually being impressed by his asphalt faceplant.