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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't say he was playing well...

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