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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon enjoys life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.

I'm not saying it's good or bad. I'm just saying that your'e a machine and this affects your program:

If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's going to always increase parentalmotivation.

[–] Alxe 6 points 2 weeks ago

Like if(true) but with side effects.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

… I guess it’s part of our Makefile

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Following the lifecycle of the species is one path towards an ok life.