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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Never update, never reboot. Clearly the safest method. Tried and true.

[–] bamfic 15 points 1 month ago

Found the debian user!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Never touch a running system
Until you have a inviting hole in your system

Nevertheless, I'm panicking every time I update my sever infrastructure...