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[–] aeronmelon 39 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What’s an appropriately Elvish way to say “Now listen here, you little shit.”?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Embrace the wisdom of the immortal's experience, you little shit.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Be sure to throw “spoon-eared fuck” in there too.

[–] Furbag 16 points 1 month ago

Cast thine undivided attention upon me, whelp.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"I'm sure you're too immature to appreciate this, but..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't understand, spoon ear.

[–] Klear 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read the comment talking about New Vegas and then I misread this one as "Elvis" and for a few seconds it made sense to me.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 1 month ago

Some mods let you play aa a ghoul, making you just as functionally immortal as an elf, if slightly less pretty.

So yeah, making fun of immortals for only being lvl 7 works in the Fallout universe too 😁