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[–] IchNichtenLichten 132 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’ll replace brain dead CEOs before it replaces programmers.

[–] ikidd 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure I could write a bot right now that just regurgitates pop science bullshit and how it relates to Line Go Up business philosophy.

Edit: did it, thanks ChatJippity

def main():
    # Check if the correct number of arguments are provided
    if len(sys.argv) != 2:
        print("Usage: python script.py <PopScienceBS>")
        sys.exit(1)
    # Get the input from the command line
    PopScienceBS = sys.argv[1]
    # Assign the input variable to the output variable
    LineGoUp = PopScienceBS
    # Print the output
    print(f"Line Go Up if we do: {LineGoUp}")
if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()
[–] IchNichtenLichten 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
if lineGoUp {

    CollectUnearnedBonus()

} else {

   FireSomePeople()
   CollectUnearnedBonus()

}
[–] ikidd 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think we need to start a company and commence enshittification, pronto.

[–] IchNichtenLichten 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This company - employee owned, right?

[–] ikidd 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm just going to need you to sign this Contributor License Agreement assigning me all your contributions and we'll see about shares, maybe.

[–] IchNichtenLichten 4 points 1 month ago

Yay! I finally made it, I'm calling my mom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I love how even here there's line metric coding going on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

ChatJippity

I'll start using that!