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This can't be real
7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
You don't measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
The meta joke (sorry for my German accent)
It's the superior unit.
No but now you made me want to get out my micron gauge.
Every little micron counts. Eh?
Just out here tryin to be average.
Only counts if you measure it.
Implied +/- 10 thou accuracy isn't appropriate.
In my case, that would be the difference between nonexistence or double size.
Yeah, exactly. This is pure satire.
That it's near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.