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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No matter what you do, it's wrong. Thus we revert to rule 1 and 2; be attractive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hold on, you messed up the rules. 2 is don't be unattractive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh damn, that's why I'm not getting any chicks