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Honestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing
Yeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops
Do I want to know what sex dust is? I'm afraid to ask
It's just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It's important not to mix the two up, otherwise you'll end up with a really weird soup.
What shakes loose when a couch is fucked.
No, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after