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[–] FlyingSquid 193 points 2 months ago (5 children)

“I didn’t know she was Black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn Black and now she wants to be known as Black. So, I don’t know, is she Indian or is she Black?” Trump said while addressing the group’s annual convention.

What an utter waste of DNA. And that was only the start of all the racist shit he said.

[–] [email protected] 152 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm reminded of Jon Stewart the other day:

Two races in one person‽ If these people ever saw a Pizza Hut-Taco Bell, they’d lose their minds!

[–] FlyingSquid 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] jiberish 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. I watched this two times and now I have a better understanding of the combination pizza hut and taco bell.

[–] danc4498 4 points 2 months ago

Just a spaghetti western.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found the 30-something Bay Area kid!

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 months ago

Nope, late 40s Hoosier (unfortunately). Someone just sent me that once and I laughed my ass off.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim 7 points 2 months ago

Wait until they hear about the Kentaco Hut.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, is Trump a flaming sack of shit or a racist liar?

😱 Something can be two things at the same time??? Like a billionaire and a fraud??? Or a candidate and a felon???

[–] FlyingSquid 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A thought:

If Trump thinks that Kamala Harris should claim she's Indian because she has an Indian mother, then Barack Obama should claim he's white for the same reason.

Too bad no one in the press will bring that up to him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never considered that!

By that same logic, I have been rumored to have slept with all of my friends from high school and every gamer with whom I've interacted online

[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I shoulda gone to your high school, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled.

I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that!

I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.

That's why you always smell so delicious!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack

Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name!

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change.

But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name.

If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder

[–] TexasDrunk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Should've had a cover charge

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I guarantee he is worth at least eight pounds!

[–] samus12345 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Translation:

"Don't bother going out to vote for her, black people, she's not actually black."

If she wins, black Americans will have saved our asses AGAIN.

[–] NOT_RICK 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Black Americans have consistently been one of the greatest aspects of this country so that tracks.

[–] nomous 1 points 2 months ago

It's becoming increasingly apparent to most of us.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which is interesting considering the criticism they gave Biden for the "you ain't black" comment four years ago.

[–] samus12345 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well-deserved criticism. The sentiment of "You're voting against your best interests" was correct, but the phrasing was terrible.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

he can't do anything without fucking it up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This also feels like it's implying some transphobic stuff, while also trying to paint the dems as mentally ill. "They don't know what gender they are, now I guess they don't know what race they are either!"

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 2 months ago

I think you give that moron way too much credit. I think he honestly believes telling black people that Kamala isn't black will work.