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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I thought the fucker had died already.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's died a few dozen times. He just won't stay dead.

[–] Illuminostro 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] mrspaz 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No one's found his phylactery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Must be buried in one of Iraq's oilfields

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Anyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old.

He also has no pulse. No, really.

[–] jj4211 3 points 3 months ago

He has a pulse now: "On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia." He was pulseless for 15 months though.

[–] Raiderkev 3 points 3 months ago

Probably gonna live forever w that thing Darth vadering his ass through life

[–] Jumpingspiderman 1 points 3 months ago

Cheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011

[–] NikkiDimes 1 points 3 months ago

Holy crap, why is that so horrifying

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.

[–] Jumpingspiderman 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Getting new hearts on demand is Cheney's secret to longevity.

[–] Agent641 2 points 3 months ago

They are delicious and nutritious