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The description all men wanna hear (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Stamets to c/tumblr

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[–] GraniteM 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The Autobiography of a Flea, Told in a Hop, Skip, and a Jump

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol I was not expecting to spend my last 15 minutes reading chapter one of a flea-porn! The entire book appears to be in the Wikipedia article, but alas I must sleep and leave the flea, the two satiated love birds and the priest until another day.

[–] frankenswine 8 points 3 months ago

it's wikisource (which has the purpose of hosting full public domain works)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I hope you have many more 15 minutes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP neglected to mention that Bella was 14 years old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also:

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance to be alone and free from interruption. You know, Bella, we are no longer children?"

Bella nodded her head.

"Well, there are things which are not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not only to know, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, seriously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"I can't tell you without showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be learnt by experience."

"Oh, go on then and show me," carried the girl, in whose bright eyes and glowing cheeks I thought I could detect a very conscious knowledge of the kind of instruction about to be imparted.

this is honestly kinda funny