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[–] Reddfugee42 207 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The real answer?

"We once gave you commoners this power and you used it to fuck your computer up and then blamed us for it, so we learned you can't be trusted with this power. We hid it behind a kind of skill test, and you're failing that test."

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Good luck with opening the subdirectories of C:\WindowsApps\. I ran Explorer as admin, gave myself R/W permissions, even recursively changed ownership of everything, followed all the online guides... Still denied access.

[–] applebusch 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you make a bootable linux usb drive you can do whatever you want with all windows stupid files without even having to install linux.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those're probably containerised.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Sandboxed rather than containerised I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

U can use proccess hacker to lauch for example total commander with SYSTEM privileges it's highest possible privilege in windows.

[–] laughterlaughter 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

it’s highest

its* ~~hightest~~ highest

[–] NegativeLookBehind 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] laughterlaughter 2 points 3 months ago

Whoops! Thanks. Corrected.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why can't I delete System32? It's taking up space.

[–] ArtVandelay 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Where are the other 31 systems??

[–] Adalast 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I prefer the answer of giving the giy the reins and letting him get it so riddled with viruses then when he calls for support replying "sorry, your property your problem. You have absolute dominion over it and thus we give no warranty as we have no responsibility."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Microsoft gives no warranty and assumes no responsibility as it is.

[–] ChapulinColorado 4 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of the “chmod 777” crowd at work. Goddamn it.

[–] Ptsf -1 points 3 months ago