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You know what? You're the kind of person who'd complain about Shakespeare being too wordy. Plumber's Adventure 9 was never about the graphics or dialogue; it’s about the experience, the raw, unfiltered journey of a plumber facing his greatest nemesis: plumbing itself. It’s existentialism at its finest!
Existentialism? It’s existential dread playing that train wreck. I’d rather watch paint dry. Actually, scratch that, I’d rather drink the paint. At least then I’d be unconscious and spared from the torture of that so-called game.
maybe you should stick to tic-tac-toe. Clearly, you're not cut out for games that require a bit of brainpower. Leave Plumber's Adventure 9 to those of us who can handle its genius. Enjoy your shallow gaming existence
And you enjoy your delusions. When you’re done pretending that trash is treasure, maybe you’ll come back to reality. Until then, I’ll be here, playing games that are actually enjoyable. Cheers to you and your giant toilet boss.
Cheers. I’ll raise my glass to your simple-mindedness. Have fun with your basic games while I continue to explore the vast, misunderstood universe of Plumber’s Adventure 9. Bon voyage, buddy.
Oh yea, BTW? Fuck you for making that community about me. You're obviously severely immature