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[–] [email protected] 230 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The thing that I find the most funny about this post, is the fact that you call this Italian

[–] [email protected] 203 points 4 months ago (3 children)

how am i supposed to know how italians speak. i've never seen one

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

From my experience, they speak mostly with their hands

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🫰🤙🫵👌✊🫳🫸🤲🤌

[–] thesporkeffect 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They're not real, but they can hurt you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That’s right! None of us knows how Italians can speak in the dark 🤌

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

like reverse vampires ?

[–] Meowie_Gamer 5 points 3 months ago

It's a me, Mario!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Blud could've chosen Runic, Egyptian, Ancient Romanian used by Vlad the Impaler, Mesapotamian or even Harappan Indic. But Italian is it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Blud I'm gonna be fr no cap rn but wtf does blud mean I've been meaning to ask for months and I still don't get it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a Jamaican slang for 'friend' or 'brother'.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Needs more fam

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Typical 'muricans being unable to comprehend anything besides English.

/s i don't mean to be racistyes i was a r/2we4u user, how'd you know?