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When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
It felt wrong to put it in my bag, so I held it out in front of me like a dirty nappy, and took it to the nearby shopping centre's concierge.
Yep: you gotta hold it so that it's clearly visible as not in your pocket and thus claimed by you.
This, oddly, seems to be The Way.