Horrible Life Tips

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The opposite of life pro tips. A sateriacle community where you provide the worst life tips.

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play some horror games and you'll shit your pants

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Everyone already knows we were born naked, so they're aware that it's natural.

Hugging everyone also just shows that you're very accepting, and that's the kind of energy we need in today's divided environment.

So,

Lead by example guys..

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Why bother educating yourself when you can spend your days binge-watching Netflix and perfecting the art of doing jack shit?

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People will gain respect for you and the fact that you're not shy about your insecurities or let them bother you

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Because after it's over the relief you'll feel knowing that it's only just a movie is so liberating from your actual fear inducing anxiety it helps alleviate your stress

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There's no warning on the toothpick box like there is on the pesky QTip box.

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Scrub hard to remove those pesky hairs.

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The human body needs constant exposure to germs to keep its immune system healthy. Washing dishes, doing laundry, and taking showers all damage or destroy the bacteria that's keeping your immune system strong.

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It encourages thinking long-term and prioritizing investments that yield returns, such as a nicer wardrobe or unfinished crafting projects. If you never splurge on yourself you'll just hate life even more. So spend your heart out !

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Most are mistakenly under the assumption to keep quiet at the library, but fail to realize your fellow library goers are happy to know how far you've gotten in your reading.

Giving yourself a round of applause after finishing each page, let's them keep track of how many pages you've read and also serves to encourage them to read faster.

So don't be shy! Give yourself a well deserved round of applause !

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People get bored constantly and love mystery. This is a way to help keep people engaged by keeping them guessing.

If they correct you, make them apologize. It adds an extra layer of challenge

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One thing people Can't handle is grief. The best way to help get their mind of it is to Cause a distraction.

some tips

make it All about you, absolutley lose your shit about a sports game, Stage is Yours. they'll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

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Common misconception that you can't do this.

All you have to do is make sure your blinkers are on and everyone is aware.

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Potassium carries lithium. So do lithium batteries.

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Before your sleep and right when you wake up

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Life's too short to stew over every choice. Trust your instincts, even if they lead you to the end of a rainbow. There's always gold there. That's your starting over money. See !

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Ice cream, politics, food, down to their favorite color.

By constantly making every situation tense, the other person considers this as a sign of respect and strength.

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Get some foster kids for around the home tasks like cooking,cleaning,mowing the lawn and running a sweat shop staffed by your other foster kids.

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Doing so ensures a new hair style everyday.

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Drink less water (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

In order to build resilience, we have to push and train our bodies. By depriving your body of the fuel it needs, your essentially making yourself stronger.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

It's no secret people can't stand a know it all. Always assume. No matter what it is. Assume, then assert your assumptions as facts.

People greatly respect this, and find it endearing

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Live in the past (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Reminiscing is a beautiful thing. Most people value a sentimental person. It shows how thoughtful you are, and people highly value this trait in someone.

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