In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.
If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?
Crank it
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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As prospective captain of the USS Vancouver, "Pitter patter let's get at 'er".
Trevor, Corey, smokes! Let's go!
Lt. Commander Lahey in Engineering: HEY CAP! The warp thingy is on fire because Trevor turned on the engine ..... but don't worry I got Rand working on it ... we'll be ready in a jif .... now watch me do this wrap around ..... screech!! loud static noises!! glass breaking ... a loud thud of a man falling on the floor
Decent! 👀
Chooch it!
Eh, fuck it
Make spaceship go now.
"Kick it!"
The powerful quad quark drives rev to life. Time and space bend under the fibrillations of the time rift transfluxors. Your adrenaline, and stomach, reel with the hyperbolic hyperbole. and finally, finally .... nothing much happens. that must not have been a valid code, try again.
"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Depending on the mood, I'd either go with
"Let's roll." "Warp us."
And for a quick command, there's the simple "Fire!"
"Grab your ankles!"
Begin zoomies!
Highball!
Hoppa!