Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
“Now don’t worry, I’m sending a hologram of myself that only you can see and hear, and T’Pol says there’s a 92% chance if you do as we say you’ll get sent home.”
“You seem awf’ly calm about this, Cap.”
“I may have had some experience. I find saying Oh Boy every now and then helps.”
Man, I really need to watch Enterprise. If only that episode.
TBQH, I like Enterprise quite a lot. It’s got a few true duds (‘Dear Doctor’) but for the most part its bad episodes are merely kind of boring, and it’s good episodes or moments are good. It doesn’t have a single episode that cracks my Best Trek Of All Time list, but I like hanging out with the crew and the ship.
Also it stars Shran. Aka Shran The Man. Aka Shran Of The Andorian Mining Consortium.
I think Enterprise did have a couple episodes that make my list. I really liked the auto-repair station that stole a crew member. And the episode where Archer duels Shran
Third season is rough, the whole thing turned into a war on terror metaphor complete with justification for sacrificing your own morals because "damn it we have to, we're facing an existential threat!"
I was so hopeful when that was going on, that they were building up to a larger reveal. Like this was before they did any Mirror Universe episodes, so I was really hoping they’d do a thing where Crewman Daniels reveals that Archer’s moral compromises were leading up to that timeline, and they work together to set things right. Would have been the perfect commentary on where US foreign policy was going at the time.
But instead they did space Nazis and revealed that humans in the mirror universe were always evil for no real reason.
I want to live in the timeline where you go back in time and tell brannon braga that.
I hope they enjoyed the reunion. They probably thought
🎶It's been a long road Getting from there to here🎶
“Stockwell, you son of a bitch.”
arm clasp
In which Captain Archer must prevent a Cylon invasion.
Starfleet did 9/11
Somehow he ended up shagging his own grandmother…
Which lead to his superior, yet inferior mind.
That explains a lot about Trip tbh…
not to be that guy, but on Enterprise they were called hand scanners or just scanners
Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
I'm getting a broken image?