Because then you'll sound like a dipshit like Christophers who go by Toph.
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Christopher Beifong.
She is the one exception.
Got it. Toph is only an acceptable name if you're prepared to rock it hard.
I'm more on the side of Isto
"There are some who call me... Tim."
No joke, I knew a guy named Richard who went by Chard!
But why not Richarizard
That would've been superior
Did you call him Swiss Chard?
I opted not to since I lived with him at the time
Sounds like a dick
Steve could go by Teve
Or Tephe.
I like to call my buddy Christopher 'Topher'
I like Topher the zombie on What We Do In the Shadows
Toe fur
Thomas could go by Omas!
Cindy could be Indy
Michael can be Chael.
Hmm 🤔
Cindy is already short for Cynthia
Thia then. 😂
Only a Cynth deals in absolutes.
Samantha could go by Salmon... or even, Anthems?
Danielle could go be Yell
Richard could be Itch
Joshua could be Shoe
Gary could be Air
Logan could go by Lo
Mikayle could be Kayle
Dylan could be LAN
Megan could be Egg
Jessica could be Sicka
Anthony could be Honey
Mohamed Hamed
Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me 'Ham'. Its extremely insensitive.
Mothra could be the Sun God yet opted for an ugly butterfly.
Hiding their love of Lamp.
My dad has a friend named Timo (teemoe), it took us many years to find out his first name was actually just Timothy.
Omigod. That's hilarious
Lmao chard was funnier
I have often wondered this myself.