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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This setup was 100% for kinky purposes

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you think you have to climb onto a chair and then over the counter to get in it? I can’t see any other way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a picture of this place on reddit a while back. There's a hall behind the wall on the right, and there are stairs going up.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I found it! I found the reddit post, and here is the other picture that was linked. It's apparently a place called Carr Manor in Cripple Creek.

Edit: Here's the site for Carr Manor, not sure which suite it is, though.

Another edit: Found it! Second from the bottom, the Governor Ralph Carr Suite. There's even a third closer angle that confirms there is a door back there, but it doesn't seem possible to isolate it so I can link to just it. Just follow the Carr Manor link above, scroll down to the suite and you'll be able to flip through the photos, but it's basically just the imgur photo taken from the other side of the couch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I imagine so, unless the angle is blocking an entrance from the back, it does kind of look like the tile may start curving around to an opening there.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As unsexy as I find a bath in the kitchen/diner to begin with, the idea that you’d have to scramble over the counter to get in makes this set up even funnier for some reason!

[–] WestyFlyer 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to mention that tile would be super slippery when wet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

super slippery when wet.

Is that the remastered version?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FLAC.

Of was that the sound of your junk slapping on the counter as you clamber out?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's very kind of you to suggest my junk is capable of slapping anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Be careful with your beverage on the dismount!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it even a full sized bath? Maybe it's just the perspective but it seems small like you would have to stand in it, although idk maybe that's what they were going for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I assume (hope) that it’s not the only bath in the house. “Kids come and eat your breakfast! Ignore Dad climbing over you with his dangly bits out..”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

These people sex.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Would you like some eggs and and a cup of tepid bathwater?"

[–] Retrograde 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Omg imagine if the hot tub was full of tea and you served yourself with a ladel. Warm, bubbling tea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I could stand to hear a little more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fresh sushi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do you think it was part of the morning routine??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or the world's biggest party esky

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

They really missed an opportunity to put a toaster on the counter. It would be so convenient to have fresh toast for you and your friends when having a bath.

[–] Lemmylefty 26 points 1 year ago

Evening itinerary:

17:45 - Relaxing bath with those fish that nibble dead skin 18:15 - Fresh sushi

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Previous owner was a mermaid.

[–] porkins 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see it as a hot tub with a bar top. Kinda cool for hanging out.

[–] GrammatonCleric 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's got kind of a grotto vibe 😙👌

[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 1 year ago

"Young man, I want you out of that bed and in the tub eating your corn flakes in five minutes or else, mister!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is how you have the wife for dinner. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no MORE.

[–] Lemmylefty 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t tell if the joke is cannibalism or cunnilingus, but at least someone’s going down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nice.

The last part is a Monty Python reference.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

time for that succulent chinese meal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This time, everyone can have their hands on the penis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is Democracy Manifest

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot 3 points 1 year ago
[–] NatakuNox 6 points 1 year ago

I've seen one of these before... But it was at a strip club in Huston

[–] zipzoopaboop 4 points 1 year ago

Seems pretty sweet to me actually, depending on how you actually get in

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I MUST know if you have to climb over the table to get in and out, or if there's a way in on the other side of that wall that I'm not seeing. I hope it's the first one.

[–] danc4498 3 points 1 year ago

Bathfast or breakbath. Either would do.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 1 points 2 months ago

Definately a sex thing. There's even stealth Kleenex in the corner for when you are out of socks!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Except there's sources in the other comments that show it's not. You're just full of crap