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[–] Skullgrid 11 points 1 week ago

NPM : what am I, chopped liver?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This meme must be old as Java 9 added jmods

[–] wispy_jsp 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And there's also WARs for servelets, uberjars, various means of bundling for exes, native compilation via Graal. Overall quite the ignorant meme.

[–] kaknife 3 points 1 week ago

Also EARs in case WARs are not enterprise enough for you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

How did I forget WARs...I literally work with Jakarta quite often including for work lol. Bundling exes is a cheap trick, just a JAR with an exe header, can usually even be run like a jar so not sure I count that but yeah

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What packaging types are there for Rust? Isn't everything just source-based through cargo?

[–] RustyNova 7 points 1 week ago

I think they are referring to crates vs binaries vs cargo binaries.

Crates are your libraries, not meant to be standalone, binaries are your .exe, cargo binaries are meant to be compiled by cargo on your machine and run through cargo, ex: cargo sqlx

They might also refer test binaries and example binaries which are two executables that only compile the tesrs and the examples to make sure they work, but apart from that idk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Go: you're not downloading the sources ?

[–] stingpie 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

C: package manager? I hardly know 'er!!!

[–] tourist 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] turbowafflz 5 points 1 week ago

Package manager? I hardly kn�

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