this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Cris_Color 95 points 1 month ago

Are we seriously contriving an awkwardly constructed conversation just so we can call our hypothetical wife fat?

This would be a disappointing attempt at humor if it were posted on facebook, surely we can do better

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago
[–] gmtom 75 points 1 month ago

Boomer meme

[–] SpaceNoodle 43 points 1 month ago

You get that one from Facebook, grampa?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 36 points 1 month ago

I see the husband has chosen death.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 21 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How do clothes help starving people?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

That depends on the clothes.

[–] cheese_greater -1 points 1 month ago

Its just a way to get rid of valueless crap and get to feel you're "helping"

[–] dwalin -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I guess you can cover their mouth with them

/S

[–] shalafi 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Peg: "Al, does this dress make me look fat?"

Al: "No Peg, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Peg: "Oh Al, let's fuck like wild animals!"

Al: "Ah jeez, Peg, I just got home from work, haven't I suffered enough?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I thought this was funny because the “husband wolf” loves his shitty, lame joke so much, and the “wife wolf” looks exasperated with him. Fatphobia and sexism don’t even need be part of the equation. It’s okay to laugh!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Explain why fatphobia and sexism are funny

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

"fatphobia" lmfao being fat is not a condition one is born with, maybe lose some fucking weight

Signed,

A certifiably fat fuck

[–] clubb 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm fat, I've been trying to lose weight for a couple of months now, and I can say, being fat is not good. So yeah, lose weight everybody.

[–] CenturionKing -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish you all the best. Hopefully this post is not too abusive for you and you still have a sense of humor. Best regards

[–] clubb 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't feel abused by the post. In a fucked up way, it's kinda funny. But that doesn't mean it's fine. I've heard much worse. Not necessarily about fat people, but other minorities. Being transgender here is impossible, for example. I have a trans friend and I have to hear my mother bitch about whatever "advantage" trans people have, but "shouldn't". I'm fine, but others aren't.

Kinda went off track there, sorry.

[–] EndlessApollo -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that excuses making shitty jokes at our expense?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do I need to fill some form and send it to the administration of humor to get my permit to joke about that?

[–] EndlessApollo 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is it so important that you be allowed to shit on fat people without being judged for it?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mate, if only you would have put this energy into exercises and the proper diet.

[–] EndlessApollo 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the thing that's funny about bigoted "humor", it's not actually funny, it just shows how shitty you are and how low your standards for comedy are :3

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you think that the suggestion to exercise regularly and to eat healthy food is a joke? Uh, okay. That explains the problem.

[–] EndlessApollo 2 points 1 month ago

Oh mb, I thought you were joking based on how your asked if you need permission to joke about it sorry friend :3

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

You don't explain why it's funny. I really need to understand.

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