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[–] ekZepp 108 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man... This is sad

[–] gibmiser 40 points 1 month ago

I. Still laughing

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

Oh, they're gift wrapped!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He lost his arm by not following OSHA approved procedures and is being dishonorably discharged for negligence

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Or his commander was not following OSHA approved procedures, but got a promotion for efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Maybe that's just where his gun is, like Stallone in Assassins.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ohh that's why the nice people had me send them the gift cards over the phone

[–] jaybone 2 points 1 month ago

Still seems like I have that virus though.

[–] Origen 14 points 1 month ago

That got dark fast.

[–] FenrirIII 13 points 1 month ago

He told her to guess what he had behind his back. She was stumped.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Oof!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Oh shit!