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[–] Kaput 118 points 2 months ago

I took that picture to post on Reddit, years ago. It's always fun to see it reposted. It make me feel immortal. My original tile was something like: sometimes kids books are not for adults.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] CoffeeJunkie 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Noooo I forgot about Mr. Hands 😂😭

[–] Chocrates 4 points 2 months ago

Tell me you didn't forget about Jar Ass?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] db2 3 points 2 months ago

Velcro will never sound the same after that video.

[–] mememuseum 5 points 2 months ago

Boeing's planes sure have gone downhill since he died...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Monseigneur Mains

FTFY

[–] ekZepp 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Rolando 28 points 2 months ago

I interpreted that as a "knowing" face.

[–] TheTechnician27 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like someone needs to adapt these faces into the virgin human vs the chad horse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I first didn’t see this face but your image made me LOL 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

an illustration of how horsecock is "meh"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp 2 points 2 months ago

more like grinding the teeth

[–] simplejack 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

For sure. There's no way this was an accident

[–] bitjunkie 31 points 2 months ago

There is one bone prominently missing from this depiction

[–] GrammarPolice 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin 5 points 2 months ago

Early 90s version of "The Game"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The horse knows and it doesnt care

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Future satisfied Bad Dragon customer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is that really a fail or is that the magnus opus of an illustrator with the soul of a troll?

"Je n'arrive pas à croire que j'ai réussi!!!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Education given to Mr hands

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Did mr hands write this book?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it still a fail when they do it intentionally?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of the biggest success I’ve ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That’s what she said.

[–] taiyang 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My favorite thought every time I see this is that the man is clearly dead, so it's especially bad what the implications are

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ekZepp 4 points 2 months ago

To prevent curious young fella from making a very disgusting mistake, simply read this article to satisfy your curiosity, then forget about it.

What Is 'Mr. Hands' And Why Should You Not Watch It?

[–] db2 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] taiyang 2 points 2 months ago

Says a lot about me, huh.

I just meant that's the funniest part! Or at least the impaled by horse explanation in his obituary.

[–] FelixCress 8 points 2 months ago

They knew what they were doing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

people back then were not as dirty as you imagine. i saw a kids movie where one kid put a cucumber through a fence, and the other one was chewing on it from the other side of the fernce. was like an 80ties kids movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Glory holes have been around a lot longer than that. The makers of that movie knew what they were doing even if the kids didn't.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

There's a clear gap

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Something about hands something something Enumclaw

[–] Marmaduke 4 points 2 months ago

Why do I know what the title is referring to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] mechoman444 3 points 1 month ago
[–] CoffeeJunkie 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

that was worth the effort

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's a mare. They're just ~~rubbing~~ spooning.

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