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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

PSA: If you have to pee in the forest, pee on a rock.

"Urinate in rocky places that won't be damaged by wildlife who dig for salts and minerals found in urine."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you're on the beach, just find 3 seashells.

[–] Brickhead92 7 points 3 months ago

And if you don't know how to use the seashells, prepare to be ridiculed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a good way to get sprayed with piss.

[–] einlander 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How can you pspspspsps a cougar if you can't see it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Just go pspspspsps everywhere you walk.

Here a pspspspsps, there a pspspspsps, everywhere a pspspspsps pspspspsps! :-P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Or find a nice rope