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[–] namelivia 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Southern Spain is also famous for sayings like these, some that come to my mind that I've heard from some friends:

"Hungrier than a snail on a glass" "Has less fat than a goat's knee" "More leg than a box of shrimps" "This is harder than sweeping the floor upstairs"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Only like one of those makes any sense.

Why would a snail be more hungry on a glass surface than any other surface? Or for that matter, why is it hard to sweep the upper stories of the building than the ground floor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It probably doesn't translate over that well..

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When your car runs like ass: sounds like Satan spray-shitting hammers and nails into a sheet metal toilet

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

"Busier than a three-peckered goat

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