In the South of England if something happened fast we say "like shit off a shovel!"
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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"Smoother than hammered bat shit"
"Slicker'n two eels fuckin in a bucket of snot"
Somewhat related: https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/02/british-comedian-inspires-linguistic-study-of-slang-synonyms-for-getting-drunk/
British English has an inordinate number of slang terms for being drunk, and given the right context and intonation just about any phrase can be made to mean "drunk"
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You have to respect the originality of it, though.
Australia has some good ones too.
Are you busy? "flat out like a lizard drinking"
Should we start? "I'm not here to fuck spiders"
"going off like a gumtree on a gas line " was a common saying in our school, but I'm not sure how wide spread that one is, referring to how damn flammable they are.
I also love that "a bees dick" is a valid unit of measurement on most construction sites.
Are you busy? "flat out like a lizard drinking"
That lizard sounds both extremely busy, and also... not busy at all!
The southern simile
I see no problems with those "red necks"
I live in a very rural area too.
I don’t live in a rural area, and I don’t see a problem with them either!
Edit came up with my own southern saying: some people are sweller than the stomach of a contestant after a pie eating contest :D
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Cajun French is just bad French, but Cajun English is wild sometimes... "Mais, gotta make the groceries, me."
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