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[–] CodexArcanum 117 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is this that "waterfall method" I've heard so much about?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We're soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

[–] SkyeHarith 7 points 8 months ago

Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

[–] FilthyShrooms 8 points 8 months ago

Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there's nothing to be ashamed of

[–] Dasnap 8 points 8 months ago

Unity Message | 💀

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

To erectile this function

[–] SlopppyEngineer 6 points 8 months ago

Salvador Dali would like a word

[–] gaterush 4 points 8 months ago

When your function literally returns the void

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The angle of the dangle