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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Since we have a large basement area i am going to be printing out a fritzl mugshot and hiding it in a dark corner. I am aware that I am a bad person and don't care

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Large basement? In this economy thatโ€™s a prime rental opportunityโ€ฆ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Wow, I slept terribly. To be expected. Donโ€™t usually sleep well out of my own place, but this one takes the cake.

I had a dream that I was back home (home wasnโ€™t quite home), but I realise I have no recollection of packing up my site and Iโ€™m trying to get back. Iโ€™m panicking in my dream because it feels so real that I really have no recollection whatsoever.

I finally make it back and I think Iโ€™m at my site and I realise Iโ€™m at the wrong site and I go to walk a little further and then I wake up in my tent.

There was a ton more details like Tim Roth and couple of people I used to know in my dream, but that one point in my dream where I thought it was real or questioning reality, freaks me out.

Thatโ€™s the first time thatโ€™s ever happened.

Hmm, maybe we really are in the Matrixโ€ฆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Nick Whites medical receptionist impersonation is spot on and a little too close to reality.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Does anyone know if Aldi have cooking chocolate?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Champagne and full seafood platter please.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆ€

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Back to work today, so a strengthening breakfast of porridge with berries and cream, and some coffee please.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Prune juice!

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