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I just traumatized 15 mothers why won't she date me is a hell of a take
His cows gave birth. What do you mean traumatized?
To be fair, birth is pretty traumatizing, but this guy didn't cause it!
A good rancher is usually the indirect cause of their cows giving birth because they determine when mating occurs.
It wasn't sheer coincidence that so many cows had calves in the same 48-hour period. Dude planned it that way by mating (or artificially inseminating) all of his heifers at the same time.