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[–] MrJameGumb 0 points 4 months ago (18 children)

It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I'm sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats... He's sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he'll slide right into that seat!

I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (15 children)

Hate to tell you but I don’t think they have Cheetos or Mountain Dew in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure they have Cheetos at Tesco, right? Definitely not common though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We have Cheetos in Heron Foods, not mountain Dew though. Although, I do remember buying some a good few years back...

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